the other day the tallboy gave me flowers because they reminded him of my psychedelic tattoo... i <3 him so much... do you remember the phrase 'up your nose with a rubber hose'? well i think it had to have its origin from the OR because we are constantly putting rubber hoses up person's noses... the other day on my way to work, i saw a man riding a motorcycle with a tire inner tube around his waist... now miami and florida in general is full of water... lakes, ponds, canals, rivers, ocean... the canals are really scary though... people drive into them on a weekly basis and drown... so i think that dude must be wearing that inner tube for protection from drowning in a canal when he drives into it?
so when you drive on I-95 by the ft lauderdale/hollywood airport, the planes fly right over I-95... it's cool and scary all at the same time... i'm patiently waiting for a plane to be short of the runway and crash onto I-95... i dream about plane crashes all the time so i must be destined to see one...

and there is a pool at the convent behind the hospital i work at... i thought nuns weren't allowed to have fun, but apparently i was wrong... and how can a nun retire, i thought it was a calling, not a job?

i found a way to cable without a cable needle, but i must reiterate... do not drink and knit, it is too dangerous... so yesterday when i was driving to work i saw a security vehicle that said "wackenhut"... what kind of name is that? uh, where do you work? "wackenhut's"... well what do you do there? we wack stuff... in the hut...
and there's a park over near fort meyers called corkscrew sanctuary... isn't it good to know that corkscrews have a sanctuary?
that spanish words have to have a gender? and how did he know which words should be masculine or feminine?
i decided cabling without the cable needle is just stupid... by the time it takes to do it that way, i could have saved a bunch on car insurance by switching to geico...