i need to become a computer geek

so the shortboy who is now taller than me calls me 3 times in a row within a minute and of course i think something bad has happened... he wanted to know why he couldn't get online... :rolleyes... i scold him for making it seem like he has an emergency and tell him the network is probably just down... i get home and can't get online so i start the good old troubleshooting process... disconnect everything, reconnect everything, wonder if it's related to my new vonage router thingie, turn it all back on and get a wierd message from comcast saying i have to set up my service? it doesn't work and i call customer service to find out that when i moved i should have re-registered the modem? i ask if i have to do this every time and the guy was like yeah... so i get everything working again and then i discover my email account is not in service anymore? call comcast back and this guy is like somebody must have deleted it accidentally... :ROLLEYES... i can't get it back for 90 days! my new address is micehell13@gmail.com and i hope this is the last time i have to change it... duffy if you read this, i don't have your email... i thought i had it, but i don't think i do... if you iam.bme people can get a message to iam.titus77 to send me his email i'd be eternally grateful... :0)